I realise I really suck at eating crabs. Just went out to have some chilli crabs to satisfy my cravings and I can't do shit with the crab. I don't know how to extract the meat from beneath the layer and layer of hard shell, and I suck at biting the shell to extract the meat, I am more busy spitting the shell bits than actually eating the meat.

I am such a sad noob, I can't eat one of my favourite food in the world. ): This is crap.

Back to my secret rendezvous with Ms Economics and David Ricardo and Keynes.